I will agree with everyone one of these except the comic book one.
Because screw you guys I tried picking up a random Avengers branch-off(I believe it was an Avengers Academy comic…) and I was like what the actual fuck is going on.
It is hard to just jump into the comic book fray like that. I know, I’ve tried. So shush. -gets off soapbox and returns to reading Avengers: The Children’s Crusade-
Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
OMFG, I READ THAT IN TED VOICE HAHA